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100 Damn Good Reasons To Hate Cats |
Sick of soppy books about cats? Reality Check: A cat sleeps all day play with its food does nothing constructive whatsoever is miserly with its affections and would happily turn its back on you in favour of someone who serves deluxe kitty food supreme. For those that need more convincing here are 100 damn good reasons why it really is okay to hate cats... |
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100 Damn Good Reason To Hate Men |
Men Huh who needs them? Reality Check: A man is in fact a sport obsessed boob-fixated alien species that will never mature beyond the mental age of 13 capable of generating vast expanses of mess extravagant noise and unique odours simultaneously. For those that need more convincing here are 100 damn good reasons why it really is okay to hate men.... |
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Things My Grandmother Told Me |
Entitled Things my grandmother told me about feeling fit and living longer than everyone else is a new book (which wasn't written by the Queen Mother I hasten to add) featuring page after page of invaluable yet light hearted snippets of information on subjects such as hayfever to hiccups to sneezing and skin exfoliants. |
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Easy Dinner Party |
If your cooking skills leave you cold and the thought of planning the menu for your very own dinner party gives you the shakes than this book could have been written with your social salvation in mind. Sixty easy disgrace free recipes for dinner parties that'll make you a dinner party legend and avoid crippling psychological damage... or at least that's what the bit of blurb on the back says anyway! |
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Idiot Proof Recipes |
Oh I see yet more hasty generalisations and sarcastic comments made inevitably by some smug and superior woman about the average mans ability to prepare and cook the simplest of meals. Ahem oh alright I admit it I could manage to burn water if I hadn't already been banned from the kitchen at home on several occasions. A cookbook for the man who probably only owns one saucepan. |
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50 Romantic Ways To Say I Love You |
Too embarrassed too shy or too scared of commitment to say those three little words? Now you don't have to because this pack of cards gives you fifty thoughtful surprises and loving gestures which speak much louder than words. |
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50 Things Everyone Should Do Once In A Lifetime |
Want to know how to make your life complete? This pack contains fifty suggestions some funny some obscure some romantic and some that are just plain crazy but all of them will enable you to say that you've lived life to the full! |
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Book Of Dreams |
An incredibly illuminating book about dreams for those of you who believe that all subconscious thoughts are really about sex. Well they are aren't they? I think I'm going to be forced into reading this one as I'm fascinated how my dream about being chased down a hill by a giant chocolate digestive can have any sexual connotations whatsoever... |
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500 Of The Weirdest And Wackiest Websites |
Our buyer here strives to find alternative gifts and here she's struck lucky! If you simply need a good laugh then buy this book today and get searching for the websites. Hours of fun are only a mouse click away. The book lists the weirdest and wackiest sites that are guaranteed to amuse and amaze! |
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500 Of The Worlds Best Web Sites |
Whether you are looking to book a holiday for two or wanting to know what team's playing who this is the book for you! Filled with the addresses of 500 of the world's best websites it will help maximise life with the minimum of effort. What are you waiting for? Get wise to the web. |
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500 Indispensable Websites For Men |
A must for all men this internet address book will give you access to 500 essential sites to add to your favourites. Whether you use it for work or leisure you'll soon wonder how you ever lived without it. Stay one step ahead with this cool cyber guide. |
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30 Hilarious Desktop Signs |
Want to tell people what you are really feeling then this flip book is for you. With signs such as I can see your point but I still think you're full of crap! Tell me again how lucky I am to work here I keep forgetting! |
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The Longest Crossword |
The longest crossword in the world it's fabulous fun and very very long! In fact it's over six metres in length! |
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The Longest Word Search |
The longest word search in the world it's fabulous fun and very very long! There are nearly seven hundred film star names hidden in this word search and it's over six metres long! |
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Text Pranks |
Drive your friends crazy with text pranks. First set your phone to ensure your caller ID is hidden then your friends won't know who's setting them up. On with the mischief! Warning these cell phone pranks are dangerously funny! |
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Trivia For The Toilet |
A book for the bog a strong absorbent trivia for the toilet. Splash proof easy wipe cover makes this the ultimate reading matter for the smallest room in the house. |
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Insults Every Day Of The Year |
365 outrageous insults that you can start from any day of the year! Starting tomorrow make the next 365 days the most insulting ever and believe me there's some absolute belters in here that will leave your victims reeling from your sarcasm. Try this line the next time one of your colleagues is looking vacant whilst gawping out of the window: Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own. |
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Hilarious Jokes Every Day Of The Year |
365 hysterical jokes that you can start from any day of the year! Starting tomorrow make the next 365 days the funniest ever! Some of them are also startlingly accurate as well such as Why did Moses wander the desert for forty years? He was a man - he wouldn't ask for directions. |
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Eat Your Way To Great Sex |
Wave goodbye to bedroom boredom...these recipes will TEMPT TANTERLIZE and TITILATE rendering you and your partner powerless against a deluge of desire! Each recipe will set the coals of LOVE a smoulderin'...prepare yourself for midnight feasts and love potions that will ignite the flames of PASSION - and that's a PROMISE! These are RED HOT dishes for lover hungry guys and gals - just light the touch paper stand back and enjoy the fireworks! Genuine recipes. |
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The Art Of Offence Around The World |
Grrrr! Unable to communicate your displeasure abroad? When someone really gets your goat on your travels don't let the language barrier get in the way of letting them know exactly how you feel. This handy phrasebook is packed with carefully selected insults and put dozens of them into six languages so you can put your peevish point across! It's the perfect companion for the irate traveller. |
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How To Be Filthy Rich |
This invaluable book will teach you everything you'll ever need to know to become filthy rich and be the next Bill Gates. If you'll take my advice I wouldn't try and emulate his dress sense though as the last time I saw Bill he was wearing a sweater that looked like his Auntie had given it to him and made him wear it for a bet. It just goes to show that money can't buy you good taste. |
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How To Be A Huge Success |
This invaluable book will teach you everything you'll ever need to know to become a huge success in life. Once you've become a huge success after reading this book just remember where you bought it from as we'll gladly accept donations however big or small! I would imagine that the final chapter probably contains the advice about writing your own book on success so that the money keeps rolling in when you decide to take the year off to sail your yacht/fly your private plane/buy a football club (delete as applicable!). |
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Birthday Card Book |
This colourful book is the best place to record those important birthdays and anniversaries alongside cards bought in advance for the occasion. With pockets for each month (undated by year) dates and cards can be added at any time making it the most useful record book. The birthday card book includes a pocket for storing cards in each month section a deep pocket for storing general use cards and notelets a list of wedding and anniversary meanings and star sign dates all beautifully presented in a hard satin finish laminated cover with an elastic closure strap. Size 23cm x 22cm. |
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Crossword A Day Block |
Confounding cool and cosmically good fun! A collection of 365 puzzling crosswords one for every day of the year. Here's your solution to the most fun year ever! |
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| Price: £12.98 Buy |
